1 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:52,153 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 2 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,781 Man, will you look at all the hot tail running around this place? 3 00:00:54,865 --> 00:00:56,866 Look, look. Oh, God. 4 00:00:56,950 --> 00:01:00,621 Dad, listen, could you just... Please, please don't embarrass me today, okay? 5 00:01:00,704 --> 00:01:02,289 - Embarrass you? - Not today. 6 00:01:02,372 --> 00:01:04,374 Son, you spent the entire summer depressed 7 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:07,127 because your girlfriend ran off with that pretty boy, Trent. 8 00:01:07,294 --> 00:01:10,089 Now, you gotta get out there and crush some ass! 9 00:01:10,256 --> 00:01:11,673 It's the only way to get your mind off her. 10 00:01:11,757 --> 00:01:14,426 - Yes. Yes, that is what I'm talking about. - Yes, huh? 11 00:01:14,593 --> 00:01:16,679 "Crush some ass"? Oh, come on. 12 00:01:17,179 --> 00:01:18,806 Wait, wait, wait. 13 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:21,475 - I'll show you how it's done. - Oh, no. No, no, no. 14 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,394 Watch this. Just watch and learn. - Just please drive. 15 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,564 Excuse me, ladies? Hi. Hi. 16 00:01:26,689 --> 00:01:28,983 - This is my son, Erik. - Hi. 17 00:01:30,235 --> 00:01:32,988 And he's moving in today, 18 00:01:33,154 --> 00:01:37,409 and we were just wondering if maybe either of you were interested 19 00:01:37,534 --> 00:01:39,202 in showing him a good time? 20 00:01:39,703 --> 00:01:41,162 No, thanks. 21 00:01:41,788 --> 00:01:43,456 Oh! 22 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:44,833 I'm sorry. 23 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:48,003 - He's a stallion, just like his old man! - No, Dad, come on! 24 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:50,130 Well, I tried, Erik. 25 00:01:50,297 --> 00:01:52,007 Yeah, thanks. Now I'm gonna have to transfer. 26 00:01:56,595 --> 00:01:57,638 - Son, son? - Yeah. 27 00:01:57,763 --> 00:01:59,014 I want to show you something. 28 00:01:59,097 --> 00:02:02,643 That is the list of all the chicks I ever banged. 29 00:02:04,228 --> 00:02:05,354 Are you serious? 30 00:02:05,478 --> 00:02:07,857 - Is that two-sided? It is! Nice! - It is! 31 00:02:07,981 --> 00:02:11,319 Yeah. It's a good goal foryou to try to keep up with your old man. 32 00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:14,739 Hey, Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list there? 33 00:02:14,864 --> 00:02:15,781 Uh... 34 00:02:15,949 --> 00:02:20,285 We didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week. 35 00:02:20,369 --> 00:02:21,621 Trial... 36 00:02:22,246 --> 00:02:25,166 Dad, there's like... Well, there's 10 names here for that week alone. 37 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:28,043 Yeah, I went on kind of a poon-tang bender, there. 38 00:02:28,211 --> 00:02:29,254 Is that my mom's name? 39 00:02:29,338 --> 00:02:32,048 Yeah, you know, on second thought, I'll just kind of hang on to that. 40 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:34,885 Come on, guys. Let's get loaded here! 41 00:02:35,384 --> 00:02:37,429 - I'm sorry. - Cooze, grab a box. 42 00:02:38,429 --> 00:02:39,973 - Did you have sex with his mom? - Yeah. 43 00:02:40,139 --> 00:02:41,225 How was it? 44 00:02:50,775 --> 00:02:53,237 Wow! This place is amazing. 45 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:55,322 Hi. 46 00:02:55,405 --> 00:02:58,325 God, there are girls everywhere. 47 00:02:59,994 --> 00:03:01,246 This is my room. 48 00:03:01,371 --> 00:03:03,539 It still kind of sucks that we're not gonna be rooming together. 49 00:03:03,664 --> 00:03:05,833 Dude, whatever. You're gonna be right down the hall. 50 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:07,709 Besides, I got a single. 51 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,586 - Hold on to this. I'm gonna find a bathroom. - All right. 52 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,464 I'll be right back. 53 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:15,551 Hi, how you doing? Mike Coozeman. Glad to meet you. 54 00:03:20,848 --> 00:03:24,310 Wow. This is gonna take some getting used to. 55 00:03:25,603 --> 00:03:29,524 Yeah, isn't this the guy's bathroom? 56 00:03:29,607 --> 00:03:32,653 No, it's coed. All the dorms are like this. 57 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,238 Cool, coed, yeah. 58 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:37,323 Don't worry. I won't peek. 59 00:03:37,658 --> 00:03:40,577 Yeah, I won't peek... I won't peek, either. 60 00:03:40,661 --> 00:03:43,539 I'm Ashley, what's your name? - I'm Erik. 61 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:48,126 Well, it's nice to meet you, Erik. - It's nice to meet you, too. 62 00:03:49,545 --> 00:03:53,590 Hey, do you think you could pass me my shampoo? It's just right there. 63 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:57,886 - Yeah. Just give me a minute here, okay? - Thanks. 64 00:04:12,359 --> 00:04:13,735 Erik? 65 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:17,907 Erik? 66 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,992 Alittle help here? 67 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:31,045 Ride the white whale, baby! 68 00:04:31,128 --> 00:04:32,380 Ride the white whale. 69 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,674 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. Oh, man. I'm sorry. 70 00:04:34,799 --> 00:04:35,718 I'm sorry, the doorwas... 71 00:04:35,883 --> 00:04:37,302 - Hey, you must be Erik. - I am. 72 00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:38,552 - I'm Bobby. - Hi. 73 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:40,013 Hey. - Hey, hey. 74 00:04:40,097 --> 00:04:41,974 - Come on in, man. - No, no, no. It's... 75 00:04:42,099 --> 00:04:45,018 - You guys are busy. I can come back later. - Okay, listen. This is your place, too, 76 00:04:45,103 --> 00:04:47,562 and don't worry about Margie. She's not exactly shy. 77 00:04:47,730 --> 00:04:49,189 No, she's not. 78 00:04:49,272 --> 00:04:52,735 - Sit down. You want a beer?. - No. 79 00:04:52,818 --> 00:04:54,695 - You sure? - Yeah. 80 00:04:54,863 --> 00:04:57,823 Are you hungry? Margie cooked up some mean bratwurst. 81 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,910 - No, I just had a sandwich. Thanks. All right. 82 00:05:01,995 --> 00:05:03,997 - Where're you from? - East Great Falls. 83 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:05,664 East Great Falls. 84 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,669 Slow down, sassy pants. 85 00:05:10,753 --> 00:05:13,171 All right, baby? I'm trying to have a conversation. 86 00:05:13,256 --> 00:05:14,423 Yeah. 87 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:19,638 - College! Yeah! Best years of our lives! - Yeah. 88 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,180 Put it up. 89 00:05:22,348 --> 00:05:24,308 Oh, high... High-five. 90 00:05:25,769 --> 00:05:27,021 You wanna jump in on this? 91 00:05:27,146 --> 00:05:29,439 - Come on. Margie loves it. - No, no, no. Margie, no, no. 92 00:05:29,523 --> 00:05:31,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm good. 93 00:05:31,525 --> 00:05:34,528 Look, it was very nice to meet you, Bobby and Margie. 94 00:05:34,654 --> 00:05:36,613 Actually, I just came to change my pants here. 95 00:05:36,738 --> 00:05:40,742 I spilled a drink on it earlier, so I'm just gonna let you guys... Yeah. 96 00:05:41,952 --> 00:05:43,412 Are you role-playing again? 97 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:47,456 Say the safe word, baby. Say the safe... Baby? Are you choking? 98 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:49,459 - Dude, I think she's choking! - What? 99 00:05:49,544 --> 00:05:50,920 I think she's choking. You gotta do something. 100 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,004 - Do something. I can't do anything! 101 00:05:52,171 --> 00:05:53,839 I'm tied up and basted like a Thanksgiving turkey. 102 00:05:53,923 --> 00:05:57,176 All right, all right, all right. I got it. Hold on. From the spot. 103 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:58,468 Oh, my Jesus. 104 00:05:58,635 --> 00:05:59,929 What do you want me to do with all this... 105 00:06:00,095 --> 00:06:01,346 Get out! 106 00:06:01,431 --> 00:06:03,098 - Erik? No! Sorry. 107 00:06:04,266 --> 00:06:05,767 All right, son! 108 00:06:06,976 --> 00:06:09,479 Yeah! That's what being a Stifler's all about. 109 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,441 - No, no, no. She was choking. That's it! 110 00:06:11,607 --> 00:06:12,900 - I was helping her. - That's how Stiflers do college. 111 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,778 Now, let's just give these kids some privacy. 112 00:06:15,946 --> 00:06:17,822 Doing good. Keep it up. 113 00:06:20,575 --> 00:06:24,369 I'm not trying to freak you out, roomie, but I just totally came. 114 00:06:54,735 --> 00:07:01,408 Is this where Laura Johnson and Sara Coleman live? 115 00:07:02,075 --> 00:07:05,579 Yeah, I'm Laura Johnson and this is my roommate, Sara. 116 00:07:06,247 --> 00:07:07,331 My name is Dwight Stifler. 117 00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:09,167 I'm here with the Freshman Welcoming Committee, 118 00:07:09,332 --> 00:07:11,502 and I've been given instructions to escort you ladies 119 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:13,796 on a guided tour of the entire campus. 120 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:16,424 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 121 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:18,717 Should we wear anything special? 122 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,392 Dude, there is no way that everybody in this is a student here. 123 00:07:25,475 --> 00:07:27,561 Look, he's holding her boob. 124 00:07:27,686 --> 00:07:28,812 He is. 125 00:07:28,978 --> 00:07:32,732 No, man, they are. I've had a subscription for, like, a year. 126 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,443 That'll be good. 127 00:07:35,819 --> 00:07:37,487 That's not a cologne ad. 128 00:07:37,571 --> 00:07:41,074 I've used that exact issue more times than I can count. 129 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:46,245 You smell pretty. 130 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:51,876 - Sorry. - That was so uncalled for. 131 00:07:55,089 --> 00:07:57,925 - Wow. - Is this Erik Stifler's room? 132 00:07:58,843 --> 00:08:00,095 Yeah. 133 00:08:06,476 --> 00:08:08,561 Welcome to college, boys. 134 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,190 Yeah. No, I wouldn't lie to you. I'm dead serious. 135 00:08:12,357 --> 00:08:15,234 Most sororities won't even give you a bid unless you've had a threesome. 136 00:08:15,318 --> 00:08:17,403 It shows that you work well within the group dynamic, 137 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:19,029 and that you're really prepared for sisterhood. 138 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:20,114 You know what I'm saying? 139 00:08:20,239 --> 00:08:21,742 - Really? - Yeah. 140 00:08:21,907 --> 00:08:23,033 Oh, man. Who is this guy? 141 00:08:23,158 --> 00:08:25,745 Dude, he's the reason we came to college here. 142 00:08:32,336 --> 00:08:33,629 - You like that? - That was awesome. 143 00:08:33,794 --> 00:08:36,798 You have to give a little bit back every now and then. 144 00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:39,719 - Hey, hey, shower buddy! - Oh, hey. Hi. 145 00:08:39,885 --> 00:08:40,969 Shower buddy? 146 00:08:41,136 --> 00:08:44,098 Yeah, Erik and I met when I was showering this afternoon. 147 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,182 - Really? - Yeah. 148 00:08:46,601 --> 00:08:48,184 Oh, right, the coed bathrooms. Yeah. 149 00:08:48,269 --> 00:08:50,145 It took me about three years to get the board of trustees 150 00:08:50,311 --> 00:08:52,563 to approve that one. Worth it. 151 00:08:52,648 --> 00:08:54,316 Oh, Ashley, hi. This... 152 00:08:54,441 --> 00:08:56,986 Everyone, this is Ashley. Ashley, this is everyone. 153 00:08:57,152 --> 00:08:58,194 Hi, everybody. 154 00:08:58,279 --> 00:09:01,115 This is my roommate, Denise. She just came here from Georgia. 155 00:09:01,198 --> 00:09:02,824 Hey, y'all. 156 00:09:02,992 --> 00:09:06,328 Well, I do declare, a real life Scarlett O'Hara. 157 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:07,454 Oh, my. 158 00:09:07,579 --> 00:09:09,081 Well, hey, you guys aren't taking off, are you? 159 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,459 Yeah, we're going to this cocktail mixer at the Epsilon Sigma Kappa House. 160 00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:15,587 Oh, no, no, no. The Geek House? No, trust me. 161 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,300 - I wanna stay but... But we promised, so... 162 00:09:18,465 --> 00:09:21,968 Plus, Ashley thinks this party is a little bit d�class�. 163 00:09:22,053 --> 00:09:23,220 What? Like sleazy? 164 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:26,183 Hey, baby. How you doing, sweetheart? Grab a beer. 165 00:09:26,349 --> 00:09:27,893 No, you got the wrong idea about this whole thing. 166 00:09:28,018 --> 00:09:30,771 Look, this is just a little meet and greet that I set up to, sort of, 167 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,439 you know, demonstrate our school spirit 168 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:35,107 and our, you know, dedication to this university. 169 00:09:35,192 --> 00:09:37,194 Beta House fucking rules! 170 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,287 Real classy. 171 00:09:48,664 --> 00:09:50,416 - Erik, it was really nice to see you again. - Yeah. 172 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,460 - Guys, till next time. - Yeah, see you. 173 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,876 Bye, guys. Bye. 174 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,797 - It's nice to meet you. - See you. 175 00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:58,881 Hey, Stifler, what's up with this Geek House? 176 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,218 Yeah, I never even heard of it. 177 00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:05,223 I know a Geek house sounds harmless, but they are a nightmare. 178 00:10:06,182 --> 00:10:07,516 They were a social club for decades, 179 00:10:07,684 --> 00:10:10,018 till a group of rich geeks came in and threw some money around, 180 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:12,271 built the house, got a new charter. 181 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:13,981 Wait, a geek fraternity? 182 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,234 To get in, you need, like, perfect SAT scores. 183 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,486 Transfer $2 million to my Swiss account. 184 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:22,115 Then they check your family tree and calculate future earnings potential. 185 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,868 No, I said buy at 60, not sell at 60. You're fucking fired! 186 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:27,245 They got billionaire alumni. 187 00:10:27,286 --> 00:10:27,746 They got billionaire alumni. 188 00:10:27,871 --> 00:10:29,122 Hey, it's only 100 grand. 189 00:10:29,623 --> 00:10:34,002 They run the student government, and the faculty loves them. 190 00:10:35,044 --> 00:10:37,089 But don't even get me started on the women. 191 00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:41,635 They attract the most beautiful women from the entire school. 192 00:10:42,261 --> 00:10:45,389 Who wants to hang out with a house full of geeks? 193 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,517 It's a new world out there. 194 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,602 These women realise that the geeks are gonna be the millionaires 195 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:51,896 right out of school. 196 00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:54,439 They've just adjusted their nesting habits. 197 00:10:57,735 --> 00:11:00,654 Hey, don't sweat it. Beta's still where the party's at, right? 198 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:06,244 Look out! Stifler, the judging's about to begin. 199 00:11:08,954 --> 00:11:09,873 Judging? 200 00:11:19,382 --> 00:11:22,302 Oh, the Beta House never disappoints. 201 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:25,847 - Are you serious? It's always like this? - All the time. 202 00:11:26,765 --> 00:11:30,894 - These girls are ridiculous. - Ridiculous. Get the clipboard. 203 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:41,113 Sweetie, you are naughty. I am keeping you after class. 204 00:11:42,155 --> 00:11:45,450 Bring that ruler. I've also been bad. 205 00:11:46,702 --> 00:11:48,621 And this one over here's got great abs. 206 00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:51,749 They look like fresh buttered rolls right out of the oven. 207 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:54,459 This is the best idea I've ever had! 208 00:11:57,212 --> 00:12:00,341 - No, I just... I can't handle it. - This is chicken scratch. You're a caveman. 209 00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:12,854 She's pulling them out. She's pulling them out. 210 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,819 Perfect 10! 211 00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:25,116 - Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 212 00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:32,415 Ladies and gentlemen, depravity is haunting this university. 213 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,462 Sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity. 214 00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:42,050 Once, this was a respected institution of higher learning. 215 00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:45,304 We are declaring a new age at this university. 216 00:12:45,387 --> 00:12:46,638 An age in which a student's worth 217 00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:49,516 is no longer measured by his blood alcohol level, 218 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:52,436 but rather, his GPA. 219 00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:57,483 We formed this fraternity to change the way geeks are thought of in this country. 220 00:12:58,234 --> 00:13:01,779 But as history has proven, 221 00:13:01,862 --> 00:13:04,782 for a new civilization to emerge, 222 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:07,619 another must crumble. 223 00:13:10,538 --> 00:13:13,124 We must destroy the Betas. 224 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,342 Hey, Stacey, my hands are wet. I can't get this beer open. 225 00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:24,761 Will you do it for me? 226 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:34,730 Thanks. Those Kegel muscle exercises are really paying off, huh? 227 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,275 So what do we have to do to become Betas? 228 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,028 Well, obviously, you guys are cool with me. 229 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,531 What you need to do is impress the rush chair, Wesley. 230 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,739 - Have you guys met Wesley? Uh-uh. 231 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,241 You haven't? All right. He's in the other room. 232 00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:46,910 Come on, I'll introduce you. Follow me. 233 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,043 Don't be fooled by his appearance. 234 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,379 His nickname is the Blackout Menace. 235 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,423 He's a perfect student, 236 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,632 except for his habit of getting belligerently drunk, 237 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,969 blacking out, causing complete and total mayhem, 238 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,888 and never remembering a thing. 239 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,524 Uh... 240 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,445 Excuse me. Where is this plane going to? 241 00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:23,322 Detroit. 242 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,116 Thank God. 243 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,956 All right, excuse me. Where is it coming from? 244 00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:33,373 Bangkok. 245 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,089 - Whose kid is that? - Yours. You adopted him yesterday. 246 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,799 Congratulations. 247 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:46,554 Hey, buddy. 248 00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,516 Are you serious? 249 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:54,479 Yep, just dropped Sung Lee off at their embassy this last week. 250 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,815 Kid nearly caused an international incident. 251 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,441 Wesley! 252 00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:04,072 Sorry to interrupt. Wesley, this is my cousin and his buddies. 253 00:15:04,865 --> 00:15:05,948 - Hi. Hey. 254 00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:07,533 - Erik, right? - Yeah. 255 00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:10,703 Mike Coozeman. How come we didn't see you last year? 256 00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:14,081 I was in a Mexican jail. I had to tunnel my way out. 257 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:18,254 But I made it back in time for finals which is what we're all about here at Beta, 258 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,837 education. 259 00:15:20,672 --> 00:15:21,714 Right. 260 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,425 - You wanna dance? - Yeah. 261 00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:26,303 Let's get sexy. 262 00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:30,141 Hey, you ready? 263 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:33,851 There's a hundred hot horny chicks here tonight. I'm counting on you. 264 00:15:52,997 --> 00:15:55,167 Get some, baby! Get some! 265 00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:14,268 Call me irresponsible 266 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,647 Call me unreliable 267 00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:20,733 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 268 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:26,406 Are you gonna start drinking? Because I desperately need a wing man. 269 00:16:26,574 --> 00:16:30,118 No, I'm not drinking tonight, Bull. I had a rough night last week. 270 00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:33,246 Oh, really? Really? That's fine. 271 00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:36,584 Because then I just might have to tell these fine, young ladies 272 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:40,420 about a certain frat boy and a Mexican transvestite! 273 00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:41,589 All right, all right, all right. 274 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,508 One drink. 275 00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,261 Yeah, just one. 276 00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:08,908 Hey. 277 00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:10,451 What the hell's with you, man? 278 00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:13,913 Can you not see all this prime ass a foot from your face? 279 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:16,250 Yeah, man, I see. It's... It's pretty cool. 280 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,335 Yeah, it's cool. You should be tearing it up! 281 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:20,379 You guys, it's just... 282 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:22,713 Remember last year? We came up here, I had the time of my life. 283 00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:26,217 You know, I did stuff I neverwould have dreamed I would've ever done, 284 00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:27,761 and I kind of figured it would change me. 285 00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:30,805 Yeah, okay. So you got drunk and you ran naked, right? 286 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,142 But you blew it with a really hot sorority chick 287 00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:35,394 to run home and have sex with your little girlfriend. 288 00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,562 Yeah, Erik. That stunt might have won you points in high school, 289 00:17:37,687 --> 00:17:39,648 - but this isn't high school. - No. 290 00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,025 I guess you guys are right. 291 00:17:41,108 --> 00:17:44,029 Listen, college is your one chance to start over. Okay? 292 00:17:44,154 --> 00:17:47,572 You get to hit the reset button on life. You get to be anybody you wanna be. 293 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:51,662 - Never thought of it like that before. - Yeah. Here, slug that. 294 00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:58,125 - That a boy. Julie, this is my cousin, Erik. - Hey. 295 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:01,128 I just wanted you to know Erik voted for you in the hottie contest, 296 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,423 and since he's, like, the ladies' man of the family, 297 00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:05,508 I totally trust his taste. 298 00:18:07,384 --> 00:18:10,305 - You want to dance, gorgeous? - I'd love to. 299 00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:13,809 Anybody you wanna be. Yeah. 300 00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:27,364 Wow, you can really put that away. 301 00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:29,825 You kidding me? This stuff is like waterto me. 302 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,166 Hey, hey, everybody, settle down for a second! 303 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,544 We're just having a little, minor technical glitch. 304 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,172 No big deal. We'll get everything fixed up in a minute. 305 00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:47,009 I don't think so, Stifler! 306 00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:50,554 You see, you overloaded your prehistoric circuits. 307 00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:53,599 I'm afraid your music won't be coming on forthe rest of the night. 308 00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:56,935 Don't... Don't listen to him. We'll get everything fixed in a minute. 309 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:59,731 That won't matter because by Jake's calculations, 310 00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:02,025 based on the amount of kegs and liquor you bought, 311 00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:05,362 you should be running out, just about now. 312 00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:08,196 - Bullshit. - The fucking kegs are dry! 313 00:19:09,699 --> 00:19:11,951 We're out of fucking booze! 314 00:19:13,912 --> 00:19:15,289 I know! 315 00:19:15,372 --> 00:19:17,666 Settle down! It's fine. We'll make a beer run. 316 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,251 They could do that, 317 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:23,713 oryou can all come to the Geek House where we have enough liquor to last a week, 318 00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:26,634 along with all the champagne you can drink. 319 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:32,390 We also have a heated pool and enough swimsuits for everyone. 320 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,724 That is, if you even want to wear one. 321 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:35,935 Yeah! 322 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:41,774 Are you fucking kidding me? 323 00:19:41,857 --> 00:19:43,651 Oh, it's your choice, people. 324 00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:46,611 - Stay here and get puked on... - Okay, I'm out of here. 325 00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:49,073 Or come party, VIP style. 326 00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:51,617 All right! Let's go! Let's go! 327 00:20:01,877 --> 00:20:03,463 Fucking Edgar. 328 00:20:04,715 --> 00:20:08,093 Prick really knows how to throw that money around, huh? 329 00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,802 Oh, yeah. 330 00:20:09,969 --> 00:20:12,931 Oh, but it doesn't help that numbnuts here barfed all overthe chicks, either. 331 00:20:13,098 --> 00:20:14,515 Yeah. 332 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,686 - Sorry about that. - You look disgusting. 333 00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:23,692 - Erik, for crying out loud, man! - I'll clean it up. 334 00:20:31,908 --> 00:20:33,284 Not again. 335 00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,333 Morning, sexy. 336 00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,630 Some party, huh? 337 00:20:44,796 --> 00:20:47,133 Hey, baby. How you doing? 338 00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:50,845 No. No, no, no. 339 00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,017 How you feeling there, cuz? 340 00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:58,770 A lot better. Thanks. 341 00:20:58,936 --> 00:21:01,481 No need for thanks, we're family. 342 00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:03,358 Right now, I gotta run. I gotta go down to the basement, 343 00:21:03,525 --> 00:21:05,861 take care of some official Beta business. 344 00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:08,363 - Have some of Peaches' eggs. - Okay. 345 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,407 All right. Thanks, Peaches. 346 00:21:12,074 --> 00:21:12,993 Oh, buddy. 347 00:21:17,372 --> 00:21:19,040 - I need this place. That a boy! 348 00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:21,877 Yeah. - Off the hook! Work it! 349 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:23,753 So, guys, the hard-on champ is in? 350 00:21:23,836 --> 00:21:24,880 - Yeah! All right. 351 00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,464 Aye, aye. 352 00:21:30,218 --> 00:21:32,304 Yeah, I love this guy. 353 00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:34,181 Beta? I love Beta! 354 00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:37,309 You like Beta, baby? Best rack in the house, though. 355 00:21:37,393 --> 00:21:39,186 I fucking love Beta, baby! 356 00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:42,606 Shut up! Shut up! Everyone calm down. 357 00:21:42,731 --> 00:21:44,066 I told you I didn't want to drink. 358 00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:46,777 Look how the pig squeals! Look how the pig squeals! 359 00:21:46,944 --> 00:21:48,611 All in favour of Bobby Coolidge? 360 00:21:48,779 --> 00:21:49,906 - Everyone. - Aye, aye. 361 00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:51,282 - Aye, aye. - Aye, aye. 362 00:21:53,659 --> 00:21:55,662 All right, all right. 363 00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:58,456 Oh, man! Jesus! 364 00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:00,749 Holy crap! Wow! 365 00:22:00,874 --> 00:22:03,376 Man, this guy really knows how to work a room. 366 00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,879 Give him a bid. He'll be a pussy magnet, buddy. 367 00:22:05,964 --> 00:22:07,549 Yeah! 368 00:22:10,551 --> 00:22:12,346 Oh, no! 369 00:22:12,429 --> 00:22:16,308 Hey, hey, hey! All right, that's my cousin. Take it easy. 370 00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:21,104 No offence, brother, okay? But I don't know if your cousin is up for the challenge, man. 371 00:22:21,188 --> 00:22:24,316 I'm with Bull on this one. I mean, he's a nice kid, 372 00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:27,236 but he passed up sleeping with Brandy, man. 373 00:22:27,402 --> 00:22:29,028 All right, all right, all right. 374 00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:31,949 Look, I know Erik missed his big chance to, like, sleep with the one girl 375 00:22:32,032 --> 00:22:34,952 that, I'm assuming, everybody in this room would lop off your left nut to bang. 376 00:22:35,078 --> 00:22:36,620 - Am I right? Two nuts. 377 00:22:36,786 --> 00:22:38,287 All right, does that mean he's not Beta material? 378 00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:39,958 - Yes! Yeah! 379 00:22:40,082 --> 00:22:44,504 He was young and dumb and in love. He's a... He's a late bloomer. 380 00:22:44,671 --> 00:22:46,422 I think he's gonna surprise you this semester. 381 00:22:46,589 --> 00:22:49,050 And anyway, he's a legacy, so he's automatically getting a bid. 382 00:22:49,092 --> 00:22:50,968 So you can all fuck off. 383 00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:53,513 - Aye. - Aye, aye! 384 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,807 Yeah, that's what I thought, bitches. 385 00:23:03,523 --> 00:23:05,525 - Hey, you. - Hi. 386 00:23:05,608 --> 00:23:08,695 - We have to stop meeting like this. - Yeah. 387 00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:14,993 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I just had a really rough night. 388 00:23:16,787 --> 00:23:20,749 You know, I think Denise has a crush on yourfriend, Cooze. 389 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,501 She thinks he's sweet. 390 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:25,546 - Denise thinks Cooze is sweet? - Yeah. 391 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,719 - Wait, actually... - Erik, I... 392 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,057 - I was thinking... - Look, I'm just thinking... 393 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:39,185 - Do you wanna go out with me once? - Yeah. 394 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:42,688 - Really? - Yeah. That would be really nice. 395 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:46,192 Okay, keep... You have really pretty teeth, by the way. 396 00:24:01,624 --> 00:24:03,168 What's going on? 397 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,044 This sucks. 398 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:08,382 Hey, guys. Don't go that way. This way's quicker. 399 00:24:09,632 --> 00:24:12,552 - Dude, I left the best sandwich in my dorm. This sucks. 400 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:20,811 - Wait a second. Where are we? - I don't see any sandwiches here. 401 00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,813 Hey, guys. You wanna see something? 402 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,027 Yes. - That is... 403 00:24:45,712 --> 00:24:47,171 Gentlemen, 404 00:24:47,797 --> 00:24:51,050 today is the first day of the rest of your lives. 405 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:56,264 You are the select few who have been chosen to pledge the Beta House. 406 00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:57,974 Beta, baby! 407 00:25:01,103 --> 00:25:06,484 Now, most fraternities do the pledging thing a little bit differently than we do. 408 00:25:06,566 --> 00:25:10,863 Most pledging consists of hate-filled mental and physical hazing 409 00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:12,406 designed to break you down. 410 00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,282 But here at Beta, 411 00:25:14,449 --> 00:25:19,830 I, Dwight Stifler, your pledge master, have devised an elaborate scientific plan 412 00:25:19,913 --> 00:25:23,000 to build teamwork and brotherhood. 413 00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:27,755 Gentlemen, I give you your pledge board. 414 00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:33,468 On this pledge board are 50 tasks 415 00:25:33,636 --> 00:25:36,722 that you and your pledge brothers must complete by semester's end 416 00:25:36,806 --> 00:25:38,599 if you want to become Betas. 417 00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:40,769 To start things off, 418 00:25:40,894 --> 00:25:44,731 I say we begin with my personal favourite, number 37. 419 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:55,909 Okay, so here's the low-down. 420 00:25:55,992 --> 00:26:02,041 One of you has got to get your ass signed by a stripperwith photo proof. All right? 421 00:26:02,874 --> 00:26:04,334 All right, we're gonna go get a drink. 422 00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:05,501 - Wesley... - Yeah. 423 00:26:05,585 --> 00:26:07,671 Don't bother us. 424 00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:12,592 Okay, who's gonna try and do this? 425 00:26:13,844 --> 00:26:18,057 Oh, you guys, I got this. Who's got a pen? That'll do. 426 00:26:21,811 --> 00:26:25,355 Hey, baby, how's about signing my ass while I'm up here? 427 00:26:32,905 --> 00:26:34,990 She got Cooze! We gotta help him! 428 00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,954 Down goes fatty! 429 00:26:40,956 --> 00:26:42,873 Stripper brawl! 430 00:26:45,418 --> 00:26:47,503 Stifler, we need some help! 431 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,631 Oh, cousin got clothes-lined. That's a shame. 432 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,013 That's gonna leave a big bruise. 433 00:27:01,601 --> 00:27:03,936 Those girls are wild tonight. 434 00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:08,984 I used to fuck girls like you in prison. 435 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:14,781 - Oh, I love a good stripper brawl. - Who doesn't? 436 00:27:16,033 --> 00:27:18,119 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 437 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,203 - You started it! - Way to go, Cooze. 438 00:27:20,371 --> 00:27:21,873 What? I didn't do anything. 439 00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:25,042 You charged that stripper with a pen like you were going to shove it in her ass. 440 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,044 Maybe if her panties smelled like waffles, 441 00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:28,337 then you would have done something... 442 00:27:28,504 --> 00:27:29,631 Shut up. Shut up! 443 00:27:29,796 --> 00:27:31,507 ...some syrup. That idiot? - I bet she would have liked that. 444 00:27:33,592 --> 00:27:37,680 - Hey there, gorgeous. You work here? - Yeah, sweetie. 445 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,017 You see, we're pledging the Beta House right now, 446 00:27:40,182 --> 00:27:43,602 and one of our tasks is to get our ass signed by a... 447 00:27:43,727 --> 00:27:46,313 A professional dancer like yourself. 448 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,193 So I was just, you know, wondering if maybe you'd do me the honour? 449 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:53,946 That's a different approach than the boys usually take in this place. 450 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:56,240 - Bend over. - Thanks. 451 00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:57,950 My name's Erik Stifler, by the way. 452 00:27:58,117 --> 00:28:00,452 Let me get one for the year book. 453 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,083 Nice smile. 454 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,420 - You have any relation to Dwight Stifler? - He's my cousin. 455 00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:11,339 - Hey, Stifler. - Candy. How are you, sweetheart? 456 00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:13,007 Good to see you. 457 00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:15,718 I can see where he gets his charm from. 458 00:28:15,843 --> 00:28:19,056 - You come see me soon, okay? - You know I will. 459 00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:21,975 All right, boys. Hey, congratulations. Task 37. 460 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,187 - In the bag! Done! Yeah. 461 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,605 Good job, boys. That's our first task completed. 462 00:28:28,023 --> 00:28:30,943 I think that stripper's implant broke my face. 463 00:28:42,412 --> 00:28:43,456 Everyone, let's go. 464 00:29:37,594 --> 00:29:39,471 Sweet Caesar's ghost! 465 00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:49,941 Fifteen, check. 466 00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:52,068 Sixteen, check. 467 00:30:03,663 --> 00:30:04,998 Hmm. 468 00:30:12,089 --> 00:30:14,800 - Who's that guy? - He's my Swahili instructor. 469 00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:16,885 I have my proficiency exam next week. 470 00:30:17,053 --> 00:30:18,511 - Nice! - Yeah. 471 00:30:18,679 --> 00:30:22,225 Hey, what's... What's this golden hammer doing in here? 472 00:30:22,308 --> 00:30:24,936 It's from the Greek Olympiad. 473 00:30:25,018 --> 00:30:28,481 It was, like, a series of competitions involving skill and deviant behaviour. 474 00:30:28,564 --> 00:30:31,609 They got really out of hand, so the university banned them for life. 475 00:30:31,692 --> 00:30:33,777 The Betas were legendary at them, though. We never lost. 476 00:30:33,945 --> 00:30:35,863 - Cool. Yeah. - Yeah. 477 00:30:36,239 --> 00:30:38,532 Oh, and remember, Erik... 478 00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,084 Yeah. 479 00:30:52,339 --> 00:30:53,297 Swahili. 480 00:30:55,049 --> 00:30:57,677 This place is swell, isn't it? Yeah. 481 00:30:57,761 --> 00:30:59,137 Look at how juicy. 482 00:31:00,222 --> 00:31:01,890 Sucking the crab? Wow. 483 00:31:02,056 --> 00:31:04,769 - This place is fun. - Yeah. Yeah, this place is awesome. 484 00:31:04,852 --> 00:31:06,896 I thought you'd like it here, you know. 485 00:31:08,312 --> 00:31:10,024 I like this mallet. 486 00:31:12,527 --> 00:31:16,238 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? Here. - It's all right. 487 00:31:17,281 --> 00:31:18,741 It doesn't really taste that bad. 488 00:31:19,993 --> 00:31:22,912 Dude, I'm telling you, this chick can't get enough of me. 489 00:31:22,995 --> 00:31:24,789 I did her again last night! 490 00:31:24,873 --> 00:31:27,917 Oh, I can't believe that. You're the man! 491 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,460 I think I know that girl. 492 00:31:29,585 --> 00:31:31,671 You know, not all frat guys are like those guys. 493 00:31:31,755 --> 00:31:34,174 I know. I guess I just have a jaded opinion. 494 00:31:34,257 --> 00:31:36,259 Really? Why's that? 495 00:31:36,341 --> 00:31:38,177 It's just the typical story. 496 00:31:38,343 --> 00:31:41,139 Boy meets girl. Boy goes off to college, joins a frat, 497 00:31:41,264 --> 00:31:42,973 starts sleeping with every girl he can. 498 00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:46,311 Girl finds out and dumps his ass during winter break. 499 00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:49,273 But that was high school. I'm much older and wiser now. 500 00:31:49,398 --> 00:31:53,777 Right, older and wiser. And you're on a date with a guy who's pledging a frat. 501 00:31:53,859 --> 00:31:56,321 I know, and I'm watching you. 502 00:31:56,987 --> 00:31:58,031 - Dine and ditch. - Yeah. 503 00:31:58,198 --> 00:31:59,490 That's, like, one of my favourite plays of... 504 00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:02,953 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Are you okay? 505 00:32:04,205 --> 00:32:05,539 Little help here! 506 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,754 You are just the sweetest. 507 00:32:14,215 --> 00:32:16,717 You just bring it out in me, babe. 508 00:32:20,346 --> 00:32:22,598 - Perfect. - Yeah? 509 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,314 - Careful, my feet are real sensitive. - Really? 510 00:32:40,074 --> 00:32:41,326 Oh, my. 511 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,287 I love foot massages. 512 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:50,335 Oh, my! 513 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,975 I can't! 514 00:33:12,399 --> 00:33:15,193 - I'm sorry. - No, that's cool. 515 00:33:15,943 --> 00:33:18,071 It's totally fine, really. 516 00:33:19,782 --> 00:33:24,577 Here, let me just take care of you. 517 00:33:25,828 --> 00:33:27,205 Okay. 518 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,833 Ooh! 519 00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:39,718 - You like that? - God, yeah. 520 00:33:40,344 --> 00:33:42,514 You do that almost as good as I do. 521 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,940 How're you feeling? 522 00:33:53,316 --> 00:33:56,235 Hey. Good, thanks. 523 00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:57,529 - Here, let me see. - Oh, no. 524 00:33:57,696 --> 00:33:59,406 No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything. 525 00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:01,909 Oh, my God, Erik. You have to put something on that. 526 00:34:02,076 --> 00:34:03,952 No, it's just a little red. 527 00:34:04,536 --> 00:34:06,079 Here, let me. 528 00:34:07,914 --> 00:34:09,208 Are you sure? Yeah. 529 00:34:09,624 --> 00:34:10,624 It's not... 530 00:34:13,504 --> 00:34:16,090 - Does it hurt? - No, it's just really cold. 531 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,678 Does that feel better? - Yeah. 532 00:34:22,138 --> 00:34:23,931 Mmm-hmm. 533 00:34:24,015 --> 00:34:25,057 Wow! 534 00:34:26,434 --> 00:34:28,144 - Oh, man! - I didn't even touch it. 535 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,229 No, it's no big deal. 536 00:34:30,396 --> 00:34:32,356 I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right? 537 00:34:32,481 --> 00:34:35,192 - I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. - It's cool. 538 00:34:37,070 --> 00:34:39,030 Wow, that cream feels good. 539 00:34:39,989 --> 00:34:41,867 Ash, you might wanna... 540 00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:43,159 Just relax. 541 00:34:43,743 --> 00:34:44,994 It's still hot. 542 00:35:13,566 --> 00:35:16,068 Oh, my God! Mr Biggles! 543 00:35:25,453 --> 00:35:29,206 - This is really, really embarrassing. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 544 00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:32,543 I just haven't seen anything like that. 545 00:35:32,627 --> 00:35:35,505 Well, I was a virgin until last year, 546 00:35:35,672 --> 00:35:40,093 and then my girlfriend dumped me about four months ago. 547 00:35:41,385 --> 00:35:45,348 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that you haven't... 548 00:35:46,516 --> 00:35:48,226 In four months? 549 00:35:48,393 --> 00:35:53,856 Well, you see, there was this incident that made masturbation 550 00:35:55,066 --> 00:35:58,070 very taboo in my household. 551 00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:02,157 Well, you have more self-control than most people. 552 00:36:03,491 --> 00:36:05,536 I'm really sorry about Mr Biggles. 553 00:36:06,536 --> 00:36:07,663 Yeah. 554 00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:14,670 - Just a little... Right. - No, it's... 555 00:36:16,964 --> 00:36:20,801 Oh, baby, I love you. Whoa, baby, why won't you tell me you love me, too? 556 00:36:20,926 --> 00:36:24,972 - Hey, Bull. Have you seen Stifler? - He's in a meeting. 557 00:36:25,097 --> 00:36:28,434 - What meeting would he be at? - I don't know. Something important. 558 00:36:28,684 --> 00:36:31,145 And it was after my parents... 559 00:36:31,228 --> 00:36:35,608 Well, they had to fire the fourth landscaping crew 560 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,779 because they caught me with them. 561 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:44,534 And that's when I knew that I had a problem. 562 00:36:45,327 --> 00:36:49,957 But I have been sex-free for two years now 563 00:36:50,123 --> 00:36:53,042 and, you know, never felt better. 564 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,885 You are so brave. 565 00:37:04,304 --> 00:37:08,517 Get it in there! Yeah! Faster! Faster! 566 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:12,271 - I'm going as fast as I can. - Faster, bad boy! 567 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,442 Faster, I said! 568 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,363 - I think I'm gonna... - It's gonna break! 569 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,157 Yes! Yes! 570 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,783 God, yes. 571 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,539 Oh, boy. 572 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,135 You call yourself a man? 573 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:45,596 Get back here and fuck me! 574 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:51,436 Okay, okay. All right, listen. I just did three times, okay? 575 00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:56,316 I'm gonna go get an icepack and then I'll be right back. 576 00:37:56,441 --> 00:38:01,531 You know the secret, icepacks are for pussies! 577 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:06,327 Oh, your friend. He wants to come play! 578 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,579 I'm going to see you again! 579 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,168 - I'm a grizzly bear! - You're bad. 580 00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:17,713 I'm gonna steal a picnic basket full of orgasms. 581 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:20,883 Okay, lay your head back. Lay your head back. 582 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:23,969 Ready? Are you ready for it? Let's go, all right? 583 00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:29,058 Hands and feet inside the tram. Next stop, penetration station, baby. 584 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:34,439 Hey, get back here! 585 00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,402 Stifler, I forgot to tell you... 586 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,904 Whoa. 587 00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:46,076 - Get your ass over here, punk. - Okay. 588 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:55,878 Oh, dude. On her teddy bear? Really? 589 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,629 Dude, he hasn't busted a nut in, like, four months. 590 00:38:58,796 --> 00:38:59,923 What do you think I should do? 591 00:39:00,091 --> 00:39:01,925 - Man, you gotta beat the bishop. - Yeah. 592 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:05,679 - You need to punch that clown. A lot. - What are you talking about? 593 00:39:07,139 --> 00:39:09,475 - You need to masturbate, dude. A lot. Alot. 594 00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:12,811 So next time you won't blow your load when you're rounding first base. 595 00:39:12,979 --> 00:39:14,021 Yeah. 596 00:39:30,997 --> 00:39:33,081 Just gotta clean the pipes. 597 00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:57,649 - Who is it? - Hey, it's Ashley. 598 00:39:57,815 --> 00:39:59,903 We were gonna hang out, remember?. 599 00:40:01,779 --> 00:40:04,489 Yeah! Yeah, I remember. 600 00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:08,035 I... I lost track of time, Ashley. I'll be right there. 601 00:40:08,118 --> 00:40:10,829 - Are you okay in there? - Yeah. 602 00:40:10,996 --> 00:40:14,583 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Just give me one second, okay? 603 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,877 Erik, are you naked? 604 00:40:17,002 --> 00:40:19,713 Just putting on my t-shirt right now. 605 00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:21,800 There it is. 606 00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:23,133 Whew! 607 00:40:24,093 --> 00:40:25,219 - Hi. - Hi. 608 00:40:25,344 --> 00:40:28,557 - Can I come in? - No. No, the place is actually a mess. 609 00:40:28,682 --> 00:40:30,766 - Bobby's disgusting. - Oh, yeah? 610 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:33,769 - But I know a cool place we can go. - Come on. 611 00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:44,363 All right. Right hand, yellow. 612 00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,241 Ooh. 613 00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:48,077 I love this game. 614 00:40:48,785 --> 00:40:51,288 Don't you fall or you're losing those boxers. 615 00:40:51,455 --> 00:40:53,498 Oh, really? 616 00:40:56,835 --> 00:40:59,004 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 617 00:40:59,378 --> 00:41:00,881 Ow. 618 00:41:01,048 --> 00:41:02,507 - Hi. - Hi. 619 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,111 I'm sorry. 620 00:41:21,236 --> 00:41:25,407 - What? Are you a virgin or something or... - No. 621 00:41:27,534 --> 00:41:31,121 It's just when I... When I get too excited... 622 00:41:33,748 --> 00:41:35,626 Oh, it's embarrassing. 623 00:41:40,923 --> 00:41:42,132 Here. 624 00:41:43,008 --> 00:41:46,261 - Let me just take care of you again. - Okay. 625 00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:54,227 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Cheers, cheers. 626 00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:56,689 Mmm. 627 00:41:58,606 --> 00:42:01,944 Let me get that for you. A little spillage. No big deal. 628 00:42:09,410 --> 00:42:11,287 It's not gonna go off again, is it? 629 00:42:11,369 --> 00:42:14,873 Absolutely not. I've been practicing my self-control a lot. 630 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,374 Alot? Okay. 631 00:42:38,231 --> 00:42:39,441 Come on. 632 00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:42,445 Oh, just how much have you been working on your self-control? 633 00:42:44,238 --> 00:42:47,450 I'm really sorry. It's not working. 634 00:42:48,658 --> 00:42:51,829 My stupid friends, they said that if I would... 635 00:42:51,954 --> 00:42:54,539 Erik, it's okay. It happens. 636 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:56,791 Wine? 637 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:08,052 All right, boys. We got a live one here. 638 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,723 Two clicks north, three clicks east. 639 00:43:11,015 --> 00:43:13,058 All right, three clicks east. 640 00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:17,480 Let's blast our big giant ones. 641 00:43:17,605 --> 00:43:19,274 Fire in the hole! 642 00:43:22,192 --> 00:43:23,236 Direct hit! 643 00:43:24,488 --> 00:43:26,447 - Yes! - Oh, my God. 644 00:43:30,118 --> 00:43:32,620 I love the smell of boobies in the morning. 645 00:43:32,703 --> 00:43:34,955 Hey, so how's it going with Denise? 646 00:43:35,123 --> 00:43:41,046 Well, okay, so we hooked up and she gave me a couple of hand jobs. 647 00:43:42,297 --> 00:43:43,298 Hand jobs? 648 00:43:43,464 --> 00:43:46,051 They're actually the best hand jobs I've ever had in my life. 649 00:43:46,176 --> 00:43:48,469 - Oh, really? - Shut up! 650 00:43:49,095 --> 00:43:53,142 The only problem is I try to stick my hand down her pants, 651 00:43:53,309 --> 00:43:55,436 she keeps... Pulls my hands away. 652 00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:57,103 She says she's embarrassed. 653 00:43:57,228 --> 00:43:58,147 Uh-oh. 654 00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:02,443 - Maybe she has an abnormally large bush. - Yeah, or maybe she's got a yeast infection. 655 00:44:03,569 --> 00:44:06,072 - Come on. - Maybe she's got a dick. 656 00:44:06,281 --> 00:44:07,281 Huh? 657 00:44:07,448 --> 00:44:09,533 What? Crying Game? Boys Don't Cry? 658 00:44:09,616 --> 00:44:12,078 - That's based on true stories, boys. - No. 659 00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:13,288 - Yeah. - No, there's no way. 660 00:44:13,370 --> 00:44:15,039 Hey, man, maybe she's a hermaphrodite. 661 00:44:15,164 --> 00:44:17,749 Transvestite? Alittle Shanghai Surprise! 662 00:44:17,917 --> 00:44:18,959 Well, come on. You said yourself, 663 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,878 she gives you the best hand jobs you've ever had in your whole life. Right? 664 00:44:22,046 --> 00:44:22,964 Yeah, so? 665 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:25,382 So, how do you think she got so good at it? 666 00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:28,178 Probably from working her own gear. 667 00:44:29,386 --> 00:44:32,474 So you guys think that I might have been hooking up with a dude this whole time? 668 00:44:32,557 --> 00:44:35,185 Maybe. There's only one way to find out. 669 00:44:35,267 --> 00:44:37,688 You gotta get into those pants. 670 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,733 Oh, wait. This is too perfect. Load it up. Load it up, right now. 671 00:44:45,613 --> 00:44:46,738 - What the... Sorry! 672 00:44:48,156 --> 00:44:49,782 Yeah! Yeah! 673 00:45:03,546 --> 00:45:05,632 I want you to go down on me, Cooze. 674 00:45:05,716 --> 00:45:08,218 Are you sure? Because I can wait. 675 00:45:08,344 --> 00:45:10,512 No, I want you down there now. 676 00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:15,934 That's it, Cooze. 677 00:45:24,027 --> 00:45:25,694 That's it, Cooze. 678 00:45:26,529 --> 00:45:27,571 Suck my cock! 679 00:45:27,738 --> 00:45:28,990 She's got a dick! 680 00:45:30,074 --> 00:45:31,575 Are you okay? 681 00:45:32,619 --> 00:45:36,373 Oh, my God. I just had the worse nightmare. 682 00:45:36,790 --> 00:45:39,918 What was it about? Who's got a dick? 683 00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:41,587 I do. 684 00:45:51,597 --> 00:45:52,973 Oh, my God. 685 00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:54,933 I can't take this anymore. 686 00:46:12,994 --> 00:46:14,120 Hello? 687 00:46:14,745 --> 00:46:16,539 I thought you were gonna call me. 688 00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:18,458 Oh, hey. 689 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,501 Yeah. I fell asleep. 690 00:46:21,127 --> 00:46:22,044 I'm sorry. 691 00:46:23,254 --> 00:46:24,964 Were you dreaming about me? 692 00:46:25,924 --> 00:46:27,174 Maybe. 693 00:46:27,675 --> 00:46:29,761 Hey, can you hold on for one sec? 694 00:46:32,597 --> 00:46:34,141 Because this 695 00:46:36,143 --> 00:46:37,644 isn't a dream. 696 00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:45,986 Oh, God. That's not mine. That's Bobby's. 697 00:46:56,163 --> 00:46:57,665 That's not mine. 698 00:47:14,306 --> 00:47:16,600 Guys. What the hell are you doing? 699 00:47:16,684 --> 00:47:18,769 Number 33, baby. 700 00:47:18,936 --> 00:47:21,898 We got a chance to do number 33, but we gotta go now. 701 00:47:22,064 --> 00:47:24,192 - Half-naked girl here. - Sorry, Ashley. 702 00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:26,402 Dude, the manager just called. He's got an opening. 703 00:47:26,485 --> 00:47:29,948 - We haven't even rehearsed for that bit yet. - It's our only chance, man. 704 00:47:31,032 --> 00:47:32,242 Really? 705 00:47:33,993 --> 00:47:35,787 Ashley, it is Number 33. 706 00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:40,875 Maybe, we could just finish later or something? 707 00:47:42,043 --> 00:47:42,961 It's cool. 708 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:47,758 I'm coming with you. 709 00:47:49,635 --> 00:47:51,678 - We rocked that place. - Yeah! 710 00:47:51,845 --> 00:47:52,721 Awesome! 711 00:47:54,181 --> 00:47:57,893 Number 46, sex in the stacks. Chalk it up. 712 00:48:01,272 --> 00:48:03,941 Number 26, receive a golden shower. 713 00:48:04,025 --> 00:48:06,443 Number 27, perform a Cleveland steamer. 714 00:48:06,528 --> 00:48:08,111 - Check. Oh, man. 715 00:48:08,195 --> 00:48:10,198 Get a panda in the grotto. 716 00:48:10,282 --> 00:48:12,909 - Thirty, get a blumpkin. Oh, you didn't. 717 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:15,703 After corned beef. It was disgusting. 718 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:17,914 - All right. Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah! 719 00:48:17,997 --> 00:48:20,708 By the power granted to me by the great country of Canada, 720 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:23,586 I now pronounce you life partners. 721 00:48:25,422 --> 00:48:27,300 Would you like to seal it with a kiss? 722 00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:28,341 - No. - Yes. 723 00:48:28,425 --> 00:48:30,635 Number 41. Make it official. 724 00:48:33,638 --> 00:48:34,682 Because I'm a gentleman. 725 00:48:36,975 --> 00:48:39,813 Wow. You boys are such an inspiration. 726 00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:43,857 I think it's time we do a little mid-semester celebrating. 727 00:48:44,024 --> 00:48:46,319 - What do you think? - Yes. Definitely. 728 00:48:56,370 --> 00:48:59,624 Stifler, I'm afraid I gotta see everyone's IDs. 729 00:49:00,499 --> 00:49:02,626 Come on, Manny. You're joking, right? 730 00:49:02,793 --> 00:49:04,295 I'm afraid not. 731 00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:06,923 You see, the new ownership of this establishment 732 00:49:07,006 --> 00:49:08,632 doesn't condone underage drinking. 733 00:49:08,799 --> 00:49:12,177 Officers, please escort these minors from the premises. 734 00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:14,513 Can I touch your gun? All right, okay. We're going. 735 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,641 Bye-bye. - You're fucking with traditions, Edgar. 736 00:49:17,767 --> 00:49:21,731 I'm not just fucking with your traditions, I'm tearing them down. 737 00:49:23,272 --> 00:49:24,858 Take him away. 738 00:49:27,443 --> 00:49:29,946 You know, you are way too classy, 739 00:49:30,114 --> 00:49:34,118 and have way too nice of a body to be hanging out with a douche bag like that. 740 00:49:35,785 --> 00:49:37,997 Don't listen to him, honey. Your body isn't that great. 741 00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:39,498 I'll have a gimlet, please. Thank you. 742 00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:42,834 Stifler. 743 00:49:43,002 --> 00:49:44,544 What? - Your lawyer's here. 744 00:49:44,711 --> 00:49:46,963 Excellent. Thanks, Marty. Send him in. 745 00:49:47,672 --> 00:49:49,340 You have a lawyer?. 746 00:49:52,011 --> 00:49:54,054 Thanks for coming. I'm glad you got here. 747 00:49:54,304 --> 00:49:57,057 Well, you know me. I'm always down forthe cause. 748 00:49:57,642 --> 00:50:00,102 - Betas for life, baby. - Betas for life. 749 00:50:00,185 --> 00:50:01,812 Mr Levenstein? 750 00:50:01,979 --> 00:50:03,524 Hey, Erik. How's your mom and dad? 751 00:50:03,649 --> 00:50:05,525 They're good. They're really good, actually. 752 00:50:05,608 --> 00:50:08,236 - Well, that's good. Hey, guys, this is Noah. 753 00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:10,822 He's a Beta alum. He's our House-counselling consigliere. 754 00:50:10,988 --> 00:50:14,325 This guy has gotten us out of more shit than you can even imagine. 755 00:50:14,492 --> 00:50:17,287 Well you Beta boys do keep me busy, that's for sure. 756 00:50:17,620 --> 00:50:19,580 Now, I've just talked to the district attorney. 757 00:50:19,747 --> 00:50:23,043 He's an old school chum of mine. He's willing to drop all the charges 758 00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:27,088 if you promise never to set foot in the Silver Dollar again. 759 00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:30,008 This is ridiculous. 760 00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,719 Where am I gonna have Sunday brunch? 761 00:50:32,844 --> 00:50:34,721 Oh, look, I know you're upset. 762 00:50:34,805 --> 00:50:36,682 They do have a great omelet bar, that's for sure. 763 00:50:36,848 --> 00:50:40,352 - But you're just gonna have to give it up. - No, we can't. 764 00:50:40,852 --> 00:50:45,023 These geeks... These geeks are messing with the Beta way of life. 765 00:50:46,192 --> 00:50:48,276 You want to step inside, Noah? 766 00:50:48,359 --> 00:50:50,028 - Oh, it's open? Yeah. 767 00:50:50,196 --> 00:50:51,905 Oh, thanks Marty. 768 00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:56,284 If you wanna grab a sandwich, I'll just be a minute. 769 00:50:57,536 --> 00:50:58,996 Look, fellas, 770 00:50:59,622 --> 00:51:03,166 there is a bigger picture here than the Beta way of life. 771 00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:07,672 Is that what you thought when you were in the Beta House? 772 00:51:08,339 --> 00:51:09,381 No. 773 00:51:10,799 --> 00:51:13,302 - No. It wasn't. - So... 774 00:51:13,761 --> 00:51:18,766 So I think something has to be done here. Within the confines of the law, of course. 775 00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:20,602 Of course. Of course. 776 00:51:21,686 --> 00:51:24,439 So what would you do? 777 00:51:25,272 --> 00:51:26,900 What would I do? 778 00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:34,407 I would crush those geeks with every Beta muscle in my body. 779 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,954 But that's just me. 780 00:51:39,788 --> 00:51:42,331 See you boys at homecoming. Say hi to your folks, Erik. 781 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:44,252 I will. Thank you. 782 00:51:54,470 --> 00:51:55,721 Come on. 783 00:52:12,405 --> 00:52:14,823 Freeze, human. 784 00:52:29,463 --> 00:52:33,259 Uphold the galactic alliance with my cock. 785 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,352 What the hell is going on in there? 786 00:52:41,517 --> 00:52:44,896 Sounds like a dog with its dick stuck in a vacuum. 787 00:52:45,064 --> 00:52:47,774 - All right, this way. - I'm a husky ninja. 788 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:55,116 Okay. 789 00:53:00,162 --> 00:53:02,582 Guys, I really gotta take a dump. 790 00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:04,500 Oh, come on. Not now. 791 00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:06,836 That fast food I ate put me over. 792 00:53:07,212 --> 00:53:08,838 Oh! I can't wait. 793 00:53:10,507 --> 00:53:14,511 Well, hurry up, then. God, that guy's disgusting. 794 00:53:16,972 --> 00:53:19,140 Okay. All right. 795 00:53:25,397 --> 00:53:26,564 Okay. 796 00:53:33,864 --> 00:53:34,782 All right. 797 00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:39,996 Come on. 798 00:53:43,123 --> 00:53:44,125 Ooh! 799 00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:47,629 - Bobby, what are you doing, man? - Upper-decker, baby! 800 00:53:47,711 --> 00:53:49,380 Upper-decker, baby. 801 00:53:50,214 --> 00:53:52,008 Oh, my God. 802 00:53:53,341 --> 00:53:56,219 Betas, we are leaving. Go, go, go! 803 00:54:01,893 --> 00:54:03,351 What's happening? 804 00:54:12,111 --> 00:54:13,737 Well, pledges, 805 00:54:14,197 --> 00:54:17,700 you completed every task on the task board in record time. 806 00:54:18,367 --> 00:54:24,749 I, along with every other Beta in this room, are proud to call you our brothers. 807 00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:27,501 Congratulations, you're all Betas! 808 00:54:28,337 --> 00:54:29,547 Oh, yeah. 809 00:54:32,674 --> 00:54:34,008 Hey, cuz. 810 00:54:35,594 --> 00:54:37,930 Yeah. Here you go, cuz. 811 00:54:47,065 --> 00:54:49,399 So it sounds like you got yourself a pretty good girl there, buddy. 812 00:54:49,567 --> 00:54:51,736 Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that pledge is finally over, 813 00:54:51,902 --> 00:54:53,738 we can spend a lot more time together, too. 814 00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:58,533 What? Are you kidding me? 815 00:54:58,618 --> 00:55:02,287 Edgar, get you and the Mensa rejects out of my house, now. 816 00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:10,630 You have crossed me for the last time, Stifler! 817 00:55:13,842 --> 00:55:16,677 We're gonna settle this once and for all! 818 00:55:18,805 --> 00:55:20,265 Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 819 00:55:21,724 --> 00:55:24,019 Oh! What the fuck? 820 00:55:30,316 --> 00:55:34,404 We, the members of the Geek House, challenge you, the Beta House, 821 00:55:34,488 --> 00:55:36,282 to the Greek Olympiad. 822 00:55:36,365 --> 00:55:37,616 The Greek Olympiad? 823 00:55:37,783 --> 00:55:39,910 As much as I'd love to kick your Geek ass up and down the field, Ed, 824 00:55:40,076 --> 00:55:43,455 I hate to tell you, the Greek Olympiad's been banned for like 40 years. So... 825 00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:49,920 What's the matter?. Afraid to get into a little trouble, Stifler?. 826 00:55:50,337 --> 00:55:51,587 Afraid? 827 00:55:53,007 --> 00:55:55,467 - Let's do this. - Oh, but there is one catch. 828 00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:57,637 We are playing for charters. 829 00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:02,433 If we win, you give up your charter and you move out of the Beta House. 830 00:56:03,225 --> 00:56:04,851 And if you win, 831 00:56:05,687 --> 00:56:08,190 we move out and you take our house. 832 00:56:08,898 --> 00:56:10,692 This place against your mansion? 833 00:56:10,776 --> 00:56:14,028 Consider it another tradition I plan to tear down. 834 00:56:15,697 --> 00:56:17,032 You're on. 835 00:56:21,536 --> 00:56:23,038 Are you out of your mind? 836 00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:26,583 The Greek Olympiad has been banned for life. 837 00:56:26,749 --> 00:56:28,500 You'll all get thrown off campus. 838 00:56:28,668 --> 00:56:33,715 - That's a chance we're gonna have to take. - Oh, but the Greek Olympiad is crazy. 839 00:56:33,881 --> 00:56:38,720 I mean, yes, it's a combination of skill, endurance, athleticism granted, 840 00:56:38,886 --> 00:56:41,013 but there is a degree of perversion in these games 841 00:56:41,138 --> 00:56:44,477 which I don't think would serve you kids well. 842 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,562 Do you happen to remember the name of the last captain 843 00:56:46,644 --> 00:56:48,271 to ever win the Greek Olympiad? 844 00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:50,523 Well, I haven't the foggiest because it was so long ago. 845 00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:53,319 His name was Noah Levenstein. 846 00:56:55,154 --> 00:56:56,614 Uh-huh. 847 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,075 Well, I knew that would catch up to me one day. 848 00:56:59,157 --> 00:57:02,078 But, you know, fellas, I didn't know what was going on back then. 849 00:57:02,203 --> 00:57:03,537 I was just a dumb kid. 850 00:57:03,662 --> 00:57:05,581 Mr Levenstein, we need you. 851 00:57:05,748 --> 00:57:09,336 Tradition states that the last team captain to win 852 00:57:09,502 --> 00:57:11,171 comes back to officiate. 853 00:57:11,254 --> 00:57:13,047 I know it's tradition. 854 00:57:14,299 --> 00:57:17,302 I... I suppose I could do it. 855 00:57:17,427 --> 00:57:19,596 I'd have to call in and take a few personal days. 856 00:57:19,763 --> 00:57:22,308 Excellent. You will not regret this. I promise you. 857 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,185 - Stifler! This just came for you, man. What is it? 858 00:57:30,148 --> 00:57:31,859 This is interesting. 859 00:57:32,734 --> 00:57:33,944 Hello! 860 00:57:37,031 --> 00:57:39,616 I'm here. What's this big bombshell? 861 00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:49,377 Are you sure you weren't followed? 862 00:57:49,543 --> 00:57:52,129 You? What the hell are you doing here? 863 00:57:55,883 --> 00:57:58,177 - Well, well, Stifler. - Rock. 864 00:57:58,344 --> 00:57:59,762 Looks like we meet again. 865 00:57:59,845 --> 00:58:04,558 - All right, this is a set-up. I'm out of here. - Just relax, ass clown. 866 00:58:04,642 --> 00:58:07,562 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 867 00:58:07,687 --> 00:58:10,607 What we had was a rivalry, 868 00:58:10,690 --> 00:58:13,568 but what Edgar did got us kicked off campus. 869 00:58:14,986 --> 00:58:16,737 Wait, how do you even know the guy? 870 00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:21,534 He tried to pledge our house three years ago. 871 00:58:21,659 --> 00:58:25,080 He was the first regular sized guy to rush the little person frat. 872 00:58:25,914 --> 00:58:29,209 They used to have this tradition where we put a sheep in the basement... 873 00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:30,252 Be gentle. 874 00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:31,753 They'd tell us we had to bang the sheep 875 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,466 and that we couldn't come out until the rubber was used. 876 00:58:35,633 --> 00:58:37,342 Now, one of two things happened. 877 00:58:38,843 --> 00:58:40,513 Either they would come out crying, 878 00:58:41,722 --> 00:58:45,643 orthey would beat off in the rubber and say they did the sheep. 879 00:58:46,977 --> 00:58:50,523 And then there was Edgar. 880 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,776 Good luck. 881 00:59:01,325 --> 00:59:03,244 We gotta check it out. 882 00:59:10,544 --> 00:59:12,796 For the love of God, man! 883 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,551 That sick bastard fucked the sheep. 884 00:59:18,384 --> 00:59:21,346 That's a great story but I'm a little unclear on how it helps me? 885 00:59:22,556 --> 00:59:25,058 I'm sure you'll figure something out, Shitler. 886 00:59:43,827 --> 00:59:46,373 Welcome to the Greek Olympiad! 887 00:59:54,506 --> 00:59:57,634 Competing today in this ancient tradition 888 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,677 are the Beta House... 889 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,515 - Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 890 01:00:03,681 --> 01:00:05,517 And the Geek House. 891 01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:13,107 Now, when we think of the term Greek Olympiad, 892 01:00:13,275 --> 01:00:17,070 we hearken back to ancient traditions. 893 01:00:18,238 --> 01:00:22,075 We conjure up images of mighty warriors 894 01:00:22,492 --> 01:00:26,204 in their little skirts, getting all oiled up, 895 01:00:27,497 --> 01:00:29,167 writhing around with each other. 896 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:34,505 Some called it wrestling, others called it something else. 897 01:00:35,005 --> 01:00:39,927 But enough history. On with the games. 898 01:00:47,726 --> 01:00:51,022 The first event is called The Release of Venus. 899 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:56,277 The man who undoes all the brassieres on his side the quickest, wins. 900 01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:58,362 You know, Ed, 901 01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:02,451 it's really a shame all that practice on your sister's training bra is not gonna pay off. 902 01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:06,246 Please, Dwight. I spent a season in Milan dating lingerie models. 903 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:08,373 It was before I met you. 904 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,669 Gentlemen, are we ready? 905 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:15,464 Decline and fall, Dwight. Decline and fall. 906 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:19,008 Start unsnapping. 907 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,195 You know, I still hold the record in this event. 908 01:01:38,363 --> 01:01:39,446 Hands of a surgeon. 909 01:01:44,827 --> 01:01:46,871 - Oh, what's up with Edgar? - Chick's got double Ds. 910 01:01:46,954 --> 01:01:49,875 Squad clasps are really difficult to deal with. 911 01:01:55,421 --> 01:01:56,463 Done. 912 01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:57,548 Done! 913 01:01:58,841 --> 01:01:59,885 I knew it! 914 01:02:00,051 --> 01:02:01,511 Betas win. 915 01:02:05,098 --> 01:02:06,724 Yeah! Yeah! 916 01:02:08,144 --> 01:02:09,602 Hey, nice try, Edgar. 917 01:02:10,521 --> 01:02:13,649 Oh, sorry, sweetheart. I guess I was just in the zone. 918 01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:16,902 You know, with a little more to work with, I might have won. 919 01:02:17,403 --> 01:02:21,072 The next event is The Battle of Ares. 920 01:02:22,115 --> 01:02:26,077 Two men fighting to the death, 921 01:02:28,246 --> 01:02:31,583 or until one knocks the other into the water. 922 01:02:32,835 --> 01:02:34,503 Yeah! Ride that! 923 01:02:35,129 --> 01:02:38,424 You guys are so done, Edgar. Bull is an animal with this thing. 924 01:02:38,590 --> 01:02:41,093 Why don't you just save some face, give me the deed to your place now. 925 01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:42,969 Not quite yet. 926 01:02:43,054 --> 01:02:45,973 You haven't met our new initiate, have you? 927 01:02:54,649 --> 01:02:56,400 His name is Dave Maul, 928 01:02:56,568 --> 01:02:59,028 and he is the number-one rated light saberfighter 929 01:02:59,111 --> 01:03:01,113 on the science fiction convention tour. 930 01:03:01,198 --> 01:03:02,824 Oh, he's a virgin. 931 01:03:02,990 --> 01:03:04,451 Are you ready, boys? 932 01:03:05,367 --> 01:03:06,619 Joust! 933 01:03:25,179 --> 01:03:26,431 Oh, shit! 934 01:03:32,855 --> 01:03:34,732 Take him! Take him! 935 01:03:36,234 --> 01:03:37,651 Finish him. 936 01:03:39,694 --> 01:03:40,821 Go! Come on! 937 01:03:46,452 --> 01:03:49,955 - Geeks win! - I need a beer. 938 01:03:50,414 --> 01:03:53,877 The next event is called Demeter's Feast. 939 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,296 Now, in ancient Rome, the pig was considered sacred. 940 01:03:57,463 --> 01:04:01,385 And often sacrificed to the goddess of agriculture. 941 01:04:01,842 --> 01:04:05,013 Today, we've taken a pig, greased it up, 942 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:08,267 and the first one who catches it, wins. 943 01:04:12,854 --> 01:04:14,523 Hey, you sure you're up for this pigging? 944 01:04:14,605 --> 01:04:17,526 Stifler, I grew up on a farm with 652 pigs, 945 01:04:18,277 --> 01:04:20,862 I can tell what the pig is thinking. 946 01:04:30,415 --> 01:04:31,832 Silly, little, fat man. 947 01:04:31,916 --> 01:04:34,794 Hey, Edgar, what's the deal with Captain Sulu? He afraid to compete? 948 01:04:34,961 --> 01:04:37,046 You haven't heard of parkour, have you? 949 01:04:43,385 --> 01:04:44,386 What the... 950 01:04:45,597 --> 01:04:47,056 Go! Go! Go! Go! 951 01:05:09,412 --> 01:05:10,413 Damn. 952 01:05:24,595 --> 01:05:26,973 Come here, pork chop. 953 01:05:27,765 --> 01:05:28,974 Geeks! 954 01:05:59,839 --> 01:06:01,174 Geeks win! 955 01:06:06,513 --> 01:06:07,806 Shut up. 956 01:06:07,972 --> 01:06:13,227 Greek Roulette is a very dangerous game. Not for the faint of heart. 957 01:06:14,728 --> 01:06:17,857 One of these chambers contains a capsule 958 01:06:17,982 --> 01:06:21,736 with aged horse semen. 959 01:06:24,073 --> 01:06:26,826 Gentlemen, let us begin. 960 01:06:43,218 --> 01:06:44,552 Disgusting. Oh, come on. 961 01:06:48,514 --> 01:06:51,560 Come on, come on! Come on, Dwight! 962 01:06:54,479 --> 01:06:55,814 You're busted. Come on. 963 01:06:55,939 --> 01:06:57,898 - It's gonna be... We're not in it. Come on! 964 01:06:59,943 --> 01:07:01,027 You know, I gotta hand it to you, Edgar. 965 01:07:01,152 --> 01:07:02,903 I really didn't think you'd have the huevos for this. 966 01:07:03,113 --> 01:07:05,198 I thought you'd probably recruit one of your lackeys. 967 01:07:05,365 --> 01:07:09,745 I wouldn't miss watching you shoot yourself full of horse semen for anything. 968 01:07:11,662 --> 01:07:12,706 Come on, man. 969 01:07:12,873 --> 01:07:14,708 Come on, Stifler! 970 01:07:19,379 --> 01:07:21,172 Yeah! Yes! 971 01:07:22,007 --> 01:07:24,801 - We can do this! Yes, yes! Come on! 972 01:07:27,221 --> 01:07:28,473 That's how we do. 973 01:07:28,555 --> 01:07:29,931 Oh, boy! 974 01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:32,518 - Come on! Come on! Edgar! 975 01:07:35,021 --> 01:07:36,647 Come on, baby. Eat it! 976 01:07:44,155 --> 01:07:45,447 Yeah! 977 01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:48,284 - Put two canisters in there! - Two? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Two? 978 01:07:48,367 --> 01:07:50,202 That's too many, Dwight. Come on, two? He's not worth it. 979 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:54,206 Unless Edgar's afraid, put in two canisters. 980 01:07:54,331 --> 01:07:56,000 Fine! Put in two! 981 01:07:57,878 --> 01:07:59,336 Put in two. 982 01:08:04,009 --> 01:08:05,177 Go! 983 01:08:05,427 --> 01:08:06,511 Go! 984 01:08:07,888 --> 01:08:09,847 Be a man, huh? - Ready. Go! 985 01:08:11,308 --> 01:08:13,518 Warm it up. Hey! Hey! Hey! 986 01:08:15,477 --> 01:08:17,355 All right, all right! All right! 987 01:08:17,523 --> 01:08:20,233 - All right! - Everyone quiet! 988 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,528 We're good? Back to the match. 989 01:08:22,695 --> 01:08:23,821 You're good baby. There's nothing in there. 990 01:08:23,987 --> 01:08:25,072 Oh, no. I can't watch this. 991 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,868 Yeah! Yeah! 992 01:08:31,036 --> 01:08:33,581 - Yeah! Yes! Yeah! 993 01:08:33,747 --> 01:08:37,085 - Yes! Yes! All right! Yes! Yes! 994 01:08:37,168 --> 01:08:38,752 You're up. 995 01:08:39,878 --> 01:08:41,088 Come on! 996 01:08:42,923 --> 01:08:44,801 - Do it. - Let's go. 997 01:08:44,885 --> 01:08:47,720 Do it! Do it! Do it! 998 01:08:47,803 --> 01:08:50,306 - Do it! Do it, now! Pull the fucking trigger. 999 01:08:50,431 --> 01:08:54,686 - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Pull the trigger. 1000 01:08:58,606 --> 01:08:59,816 Oh. 1001 01:09:01,902 --> 01:09:04,904 Yes! We won! Sucker! 1002 01:09:05,530 --> 01:09:07,116 Betas win. 1003 01:09:07,198 --> 01:09:10,285 - Enjoy Mister Ed's jizz. - How does that semen taste, there? 1004 01:09:13,455 --> 01:09:15,874 Tough loss, there, Edgar, but you know what they say, son. 1005 01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,794 You've got to get right back up on that horse. 1006 01:09:18,878 --> 01:09:19,920 So to speak. 1007 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:29,513 The ancient game of the Wife Carry has been around for centuries. 1008 01:09:30,264 --> 01:09:33,643 The first couple to complete the course wins. 1009 01:09:34,935 --> 01:09:37,146 - You owe me big time for this. - I know. 1010 01:09:39,065 --> 01:09:41,109 - Okay. All right. Ready? 1011 01:09:45,571 --> 01:09:48,700 How pathetic. Now! 1012 01:09:52,412 --> 01:09:53,622 What? What... 1013 01:09:53,705 --> 01:09:55,498 Really? You trying to give Bandhu a hernia? 1014 01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:58,669 Oh, once again your pathetic little brain has let you down, Dwight. 1015 01:09:58,835 --> 01:10:00,170 Bandhu, up. 1016 01:10:04,925 --> 01:10:07,636 All right, Erik. We got this. Let's go. 1017 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:09,763 We're fucked. 1018 01:10:11,973 --> 01:10:14,267 Come on, Erik! Go, go, go! 1019 01:10:14,351 --> 01:10:16,020 We can beat those Betas. 1020 01:10:17,646 --> 01:10:20,357 How'd you feel about that... 1021 01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:29,366 Come on! Come on! 1022 01:10:40,754 --> 01:10:43,089 Maybe I should have carried you. 1023 01:10:44,716 --> 01:10:47,093 Man, that is one scary chick. 1024 01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,552 That's a chick? 1025 01:10:48,886 --> 01:10:49,804 Okay. 1026 01:10:52,265 --> 01:10:55,143 And now, the Peloponnesian War. 1027 01:10:55,227 --> 01:10:58,688 The first team to consume an entire keg wins. 1028 01:10:58,771 --> 01:11:00,648 Throwing up does not disqualify. 1029 01:11:00,773 --> 01:11:04,320 Gentlemen, inside this cylindrical casing of aluminium, 1030 01:11:04,402 --> 01:11:07,656 lies 55 metric litres of malted alcohol. 1031 01:11:08,281 --> 01:11:10,451 Remember, fellas, don't underestimate these Geeks. 1032 01:11:10,617 --> 01:11:12,661 Most of them are lonely problem drinkers, all right? 1033 01:11:12,745 --> 01:11:15,664 Beware, gentlemen, these men know how to drink, 1034 01:11:16,207 --> 01:11:18,084 but we are more than men. 1035 01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:20,002 We are more than men! 1036 01:11:20,169 --> 01:11:22,671 We, sirs, are Geeks! 1037 01:11:22,754 --> 01:11:25,007 Yes! - All right, boys. Battle! 1038 01:11:27,051 --> 01:11:30,262 - Gentlemen, chug-a-lug! - I can out-drink you fucks! 1039 01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:34,642 Drink! 1040 01:11:41,065 --> 01:11:42,691 Edgar! 1041 01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:46,279 I only have one thing to say to you. 1042 01:11:46,446 --> 01:11:48,406 What's that, you philistine? 1043 01:11:56,874 --> 01:11:59,459 Puking doesn't disqualify! 1044 01:12:00,502 --> 01:12:03,546 - Geeks, attack! - Boot and rally, boys! 1045 01:12:10,303 --> 01:12:13,391 Come on, Edgar. Let's see what you got, bitch. 1046 01:12:15,643 --> 01:12:18,604 That's all you got, huh? That's all you got? 1047 01:12:27,362 --> 01:12:29,407 Go back to the keg! 1048 01:12:29,489 --> 01:12:31,492 We got a man down! 1049 01:12:31,576 --> 01:12:34,620 Gentlemen, we need to attain maximum efficiency. 1050 01:12:34,913 --> 01:12:37,415 Attach the device! 1051 01:12:42,211 --> 01:12:44,422 - What the hell is that? - What is that thing? 1052 01:12:44,505 --> 01:12:46,090 Open valves. 1053 01:12:47,801 --> 01:12:52,556 That's the Geeks taking the lead. It's time for our secret weapon. Wesley! 1054 01:12:53,473 --> 01:12:55,892 Let's go! - Wesley, keg stand! 1055 01:13:01,981 --> 01:13:05,986 Open the valves all the way. We need warp speed on this, motherfucker! 1056 01:13:08,614 --> 01:13:10,908 - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 1057 01:13:10,991 --> 01:13:12,409 Betas win! 1058 01:13:20,501 --> 01:13:24,546 With the Greek Olympiad tied, we now go into sudden death. 1059 01:13:30,511 --> 01:13:34,724 The final event is called The Rise of Aphrodite. 1060 01:13:35,516 --> 01:13:38,103 Quite simply, the first man 1061 01:13:39,896 --> 01:13:44,776 who excretes his manly juices, 1062 01:13:44,942 --> 01:13:48,946 in the ejaculatory sense, 1063 01:13:50,366 --> 01:13:51,449 loses. 1064 01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:02,503 I cannot wait to see you come in your pants. 1065 01:14:02,878 --> 01:14:04,087 Let's do this. 1066 01:14:15,807 --> 01:14:17,934 Pi is equal to 3. 1415... 1067 01:14:18,101 --> 01:14:20,146 - No big deal at all. -5978... 1068 01:14:20,228 --> 01:14:22,689 I feel like Santa Claus at the local shopping mall. 1069 01:14:27,028 --> 01:14:28,737 - That was nothing. I'm okay. - That was nothing for me, either. 1070 01:14:28,905 --> 01:14:29,822 No big deal. 1071 01:14:32,116 --> 01:14:33,910 Shake that thing. 1072 01:14:45,797 --> 01:14:48,175 - I like your boobs. Look at this. 1073 01:14:48,341 --> 01:14:51,053 Pretend you're sucking my man breast! 1074 01:14:51,929 --> 01:14:55,222 Give it up, Stifler. This is a game of mind over matter. 1075 01:14:55,389 --> 01:14:57,725 And my brain is way biggerthan yours. 1076 01:14:57,892 --> 01:14:59,352 I've got experience on my side. 1077 01:14:59,437 --> 01:15:03,106 I'll take that over yourVulcan mind tricks any day. 1078 01:15:03,190 --> 01:15:05,693 We shall see. Bring her in! 1079 01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:09,029 We flew this young lady in from Las Vegas. 1080 01:15:09,197 --> 01:15:12,074 She's the number one stripper in the Emerald City. 1081 01:15:12,156 --> 01:15:13,617 Enjoy, Dwight. 1082 01:15:16,869 --> 01:15:17,996 Oh, no! 1083 01:15:19,457 --> 01:15:20,874 Good luck. 1084 01:15:27,381 --> 01:15:29,842 I'm in trouble here, boys. 1085 01:15:30,008 --> 01:15:32,595 This chick is ridiculous. Bring her in! 1086 01:15:32,761 --> 01:15:35,098 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1087 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,942 What the fuck? 1088 01:15:49,695 --> 01:15:52,115 Look at my tail, Edgar. 1089 01:15:52,198 --> 01:15:54,200 Look how fluffy it is. 1090 01:15:55,870 --> 01:15:57,538 Somebody make her stop. 1091 01:15:57,621 --> 01:16:00,040 Edgar, you got a little wool fetish, buddy? 1092 01:16:00,124 --> 01:16:03,460 No! Make her stop! 1093 01:16:10,677 --> 01:16:12,011 He's done. 1094 01:16:20,270 --> 01:16:21,562 Betas win. 1095 01:16:25,107 --> 01:16:30,155 Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! Beta! 1096 01:16:39,747 --> 01:16:44,711 To the winners, I now present the Golden Hammer! 1097 01:16:45,296 --> 01:16:46,964 To Beta House! 1098 01:16:48,673 --> 01:16:49,882 Beta, baby! 1099 01:16:49,967 --> 01:16:53,679 Congratulations, Stifler. You've kept the Beta traditions alive. 1100 01:16:53,845 --> 01:16:57,015 - Thanks, Noah. Betas for life. - Betas for life. 1101 01:17:06,149 --> 01:17:08,025 Now this is a frat party. 1102 01:17:08,110 --> 01:17:10,571 No. This is a Beta party. 1103 01:17:32,926 --> 01:17:36,473 - Hey, I got a little surprise for you. - Yeah? 1104 01:17:38,892 --> 01:17:42,104 A little present for you being so patient and understanding. 1105 01:17:42,645 --> 01:17:43,772 Okay. 1106 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:47,901 - Are you ready for your present? - I'm not sure. 1107 01:17:48,777 --> 01:17:52,947 I'm really confused right now, and I'm trying to keep an open mind but... 1108 01:17:53,072 --> 01:17:56,869 Oh, man this is fucked up even for me. 1109 01:17:57,035 --> 01:17:58,578 DENISE: Here it comes. 1110 01:17:58,787 --> 01:18:01,831 Oh, my God. If it's biggerthan mine, I swear, I'm gonna pass out. 1111 01:18:01,915 --> 01:18:04,126 I'm not wearing any panties. 1112 01:18:05,628 --> 01:18:08,297 Easy, Cooze. Everybody can see you. 1113 01:18:08,381 --> 01:18:11,426 Well, I'm sure we can find some place around here with a little privacy. 1114 01:18:11,509 --> 01:18:13,511 - Okay. - Let's go. 1115 01:18:15,012 --> 01:18:16,013 Come on. 1116 01:18:19,558 --> 01:18:23,353 - Where are you taking me? - It's a surprise. You're gonna like it. 1117 01:18:33,739 --> 01:18:35,074 I'm nervous. 1118 01:18:35,659 --> 01:18:39,036 What are you talking about? Everything's gonna be fine. 1119 01:18:39,162 --> 01:18:40,914 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1120 01:18:48,004 --> 01:18:51,882 Why don't I take care of you. 1121 01:18:54,469 --> 01:18:55,846 Okay. 1122 01:18:57,097 --> 01:18:58,349 Okay. 1123 01:19:10,111 --> 01:19:11,361 Oh, my. 1124 01:19:14,656 --> 01:19:16,993 I can't! I can't! 1125 01:19:17,118 --> 01:19:18,660 Look, just let yourself go, baby. 1126 01:19:18,827 --> 01:19:21,913 There's nothing you can do that's gonna surprise me. Okay? 1127 01:19:21,998 --> 01:19:23,665 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1128 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,667 Okay! 1129 01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,340 Why are you bringing me in here? 1130 01:19:31,507 --> 01:19:33,593 Well, this being our new house, 1131 01:19:33,675 --> 01:19:37,347 I thought I'd come up with my own task forthe pledge board. 1132 01:19:37,597 --> 01:19:40,057 Okay. What's that gonna be? 1133 01:19:41,351 --> 01:19:43,811 Well, I think it's kind of better if I... 1134 01:19:43,895 --> 01:19:45,521 If I show you. 1135 01:19:51,152 --> 01:19:52,154 Hmm. 1136 01:19:52,237 --> 01:19:54,322 Sex in a movie theatre. 1137 01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:57,200 I like the way you think, Erik Stifler. 1138 01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,928 I'm coming! I'm coming! 1139 01:20:16,011 --> 01:20:17,638 I'm coming! 1140 01:20:19,682 --> 01:20:20,808 Oh, my... 1141 01:20:24,688 --> 01:20:27,065 Okay. I was a little surprised by that. 1142 01:20:27,232 --> 01:20:28,524 I'm sorry. 1143 01:20:29,317 --> 01:20:30,777 It's okay. 1144 01:20:33,488 --> 01:20:36,783 - It was actually really sexy. - Really? 1145 01:20:36,867 --> 01:20:39,327 Yeah. Can you do that every time? 1146 01:20:40,411 --> 01:20:42,831 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 1147 01:20:42,914 --> 01:20:44,291 Oh, my God. 1148 01:20:55,010 --> 01:20:57,888 - Hey, buddy, take a little dip in the pool? - Nope. 1149 01:20:58,055 --> 01:20:59,764 Oh, wait a minute. 1150 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:05,229 Yes. The elusive female ejaculation. 1151 01:21:05,646 --> 01:21:07,731 Not a lot of girls can do that. Congrats. 1152 01:21:31,006 --> 01:21:32,966 Beta House fucking rules! 1153 01:22:36,028 --> 01:22:38,280 Yes! 1154 01:22:46,580 --> 01:22:48,082 Hey, big boy, 1155 01:22:48,873 --> 01:22:51,794 ready to fill me up with some more protein? 1156 01:22:52,129 --> 01:22:55,755 No, no, no. No! 1157 01:23:00,219 --> 01:23:03,056 Yes, the Blackout Menace strikes again. 1158 01:28:10,095 --> 01:28:12,457 Wear this foryour next dance, honey. 1159 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:14,695 Thanks.